Department of Yardland Security

In this yard, we take turf seriously.

Established the day you decided your lawn wasn't going to look like everyone else's. Funded by early mornings, late evenings, and an unhealthy obsession with pre-emergent schedules. Protected by a man who owns more fertilizer than any reasonable person should and treats crabgrass like it's a national security threat.

The Department of Yardland Security is not accepting applications. This position has been filled.

Printed on premium aluminum DIBOND® — the same material used in professional signage worldwide.

• Lightweight but rock solid — won't warp, won't fade
• UV and moisture resistant — made for the outdoors, sheds, or man caves
• Matte glare-free finish — looks sharp in any light
• Hanging kit included
• Available in Small (8x12) and Large (12x18)

Mount it on your shed. Your jurisdiction starts at the property line.

Protecting the green. One stripe at a time.